Sometimes You Have To Wear Tights

The blog for the Homestuck AU fanfic, Real Men Wear Tights, full of status updates, behind-the-scenes info, and pictures. Feel free to drop us a comment or ask. **There will be NSFW content**

alovelyhamsteak:

I DOODLED SOME ‘KATS BECAUSE SGT LIKES ‘KATS AND WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTED MORE ‘KATS.
hope you get better soon love. ~u~
i promise i can explain this horrid art i can
the top left is a sleepy bedheaded karkat who has awoken in john’s shirt. why? i shall leave that to your imagination. *wiggles eyebrows*
whispers i didnt draw hands because i can’t, okay? he’s x2 facepalm combo-ing.
the one down and a little left to that is inspired by this post, oops. 0u0
bottom left is a human, dunno if he’s albino or not.
middle might be boyfriendleaders. i can’t stop, someone send help. >w<
and a young petcat because i haven’t any reasons and should be taken away. ‘m sorry.
BUT ANWAY guys! if you haven’t read boyfriendleaders or real men wear tights and ship johnkat, do it! they’re wonderful! 0u0

Thanks so much! Eee. Those are some cute Kats. Lookit those babbus. Thank you so much for the art, and even more for the well-wishes <3
-Sgt.

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alovelyhamsteak:

I DOODLED SOME ‘KATS BECAUSE SGT LIKES ‘KATS AND WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTED MORE ‘KATS.

hope you get better soon love. ~u~

i promise i can explain this horrid art i can

the top left is a sleepy bedheaded karkat who has awoken in john’s shirt. why? i shall leave that to your imagination. *wiggles eyebrows*

whispers i didnt draw hands because i can’t, okay? he’s x2 facepalm combo-ing.


the one down and a little left to that is inspired by this post, oops. 0u0

bottom left is a human, dunno if he’s albino or not.

middle might be boyfriendleaders. i can’t stop, someone send help. >w<

and a young petcat because i haven’t any reasons and should be taken away. ‘m sorry.

BUT ANWAY guys! if you haven’t read boyfriendleaders or real men wear tights and ship johnkat, do it! they’re wonderful! 0u0

Thanks so much! Eee. Those are some cute Kats. Lookit those babbus. Thank you so much for the art, and even more for the well-wishes <3

-Sgt.

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jaydrawsart:

Crying aggressively because this is the third time that I re-drew this.

And I have in front of me all three versions. And I loff them all. But you really have done some visible improving, especially in your anatomy! It really shows. Excellent job on the improvement, and, as always, thanks for the art <3

-Sgt

bananaramses:

Sgt is still in the hospital recovering, so I wanted to give him something to help make him feel a little better. Since he loves Karkat, I decided to draw him Karkat from our Johnkat AU Real Men Wear Tights!
Get well soon, Sgt! I am lost without you, even though you email me all day anyways.

Look at this fucking cutie. Kel&#8217;s artistic abilities are just ridiculous. She even stopped at flat coloring because she knows I like that look. 
Little bit of an update: I just got discharged from the hospital a few hours ago. I&#8217;m okay, and the cerebrospinal fluid leak seems to have been fixed, but I&#8217;m still all out of sorts and can&#8217;t drive or even walk much right now, so I still have a way to go for a full recovery. I&#8217;m just logging on to reblog this because I know Kel won&#8217;t, and then I&#8217;m gonna hop back off again. I&#8217;ll check tomorrow for things that still need to reblogged and to say thank you formally for all of your well wishes &lt;3
In the mean time, enjoy this handsome babbu with not very savvy fashion sense. Can anyone blame John for falling for him? The answer is no, no you can&#8217;t.
-Sgt.

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bananaramses:

Sgt is still in the hospital recovering, so I wanted to give him something to help make him feel a little better. Since he loves Karkat, I decided to draw him Karkat from our Johnkat AU Real Men Wear Tights!

Get well soon, Sgt! I am lost without you, even though you email me all day anyways.

Look at this fucking cutie. Kel’s artistic abilities are just ridiculous. She even stopped at flat coloring because she knows I like that look.

Little bit of an update: I just got discharged from the hospital a few hours ago. I’m okay, and the cerebrospinal fluid leak seems to have been fixed, but I’m still all out of sorts and can’t drive or even walk much right now, so I still have a way to go for a full recovery. I’m just logging on to reblog this because I know Kel won’t, and then I’m gonna hop back off again. I’ll check tomorrow for things that still need to reblogged and to say thank you formally for all of your well wishes <3

In the mean time, enjoy this handsome babbu with not very savvy fashion sense. Can anyone blame John for falling for him? The answer is no, no you can’t.

-Sgt.

jove-bluh:

A scene from chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights? In a chibi form because I can’t draw constantly in normal form. Also it’s quite fast because I got tired of adding in-betweens =v=
I’ve been wanting to draw something for it since the chapter came out and especially for this particular scene. Excited for the next chapter eee~~
shhh you didn’t notice anything wrong

HOLY SMOKES THIS IS AMAZING! Jove, this is unbelievably awesome. I really liked this scene in chapter 8 and you totally communicated it wonderfully with your adorable chibis. I love their expressions and the way Hemo&#8217;s hair moves when he steps back and the blood and ahhhhhh ALL OF IT! The animation seems so fluid! You are so friggin talented it hurts my head, like woah. Thank you forever for the gif, and the other ones you&#8217;ve done on top of the fanart. You spoil us so much!
-BR

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jove-bluh:

A scene from chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights? In a chibi form because I can’t draw constantly in normal form. Also it’s quite fast because I got tired of adding in-betweens =v=

I’ve been wanting to draw something for it since the chapter came out and especially for this particular scene. Excited for the next chapter eee~~

shhh you didn’t notice anything wrong

HOLY SMOKES THIS IS AMAZING! Jove, this is unbelievably awesome. I really liked this scene in chapter 8 and you totally communicated it wonderfully with your adorable chibis. I love their expressions and the way Hemo’s hair moves when he steps back and the blood and ahhhhhh ALL OF IT! The animation seems so fluid! You are so friggin talented it hurts my head, like woah. Thank you forever for the gif, and the other ones you’ve done on top of the fanart. You spoil us so much!

-BR

"Is there any chance that Karkat might recognize John as Heir? I mean, he's kind of got a Clark Kent/Superman thing going on where he seems like he's not hiding all that much. If he doesn't, then has Karkat given any thought to who Heir might be? Or considered John at all?"

Asked by Anonymous

There’s not a big chance of Karkat recognizing John as Heir. The mask and goggles provide quite a bit of covering, and even if they didn’t, this universe adheres to/follows comic book logic in a large number of cases. “Clark Kent” is a perfect disguise level that nobody would see through. Personally, I think Heir’s disguise level is more “Bruce Wayne” because he does lower his voice, wears a mask that covers a good half of his face, and has goggles and a hood that do a decent job obscuring the top half.

And yep! Karkat thinks about Heir’s identity in the same kind of way that some people try to picture who they’re going to marry. He doesn’t have a reason to suspect John as being Heir, and why would he be? Because John is attractive and buff? So are a good number of athletes attending their school.

- BR

"I was listening to Disney music earlier, and "Zero to Hero" popped up. All I could think of the entire time was Karkat dress up as Meg and John as Heir being an uber-manly Hercules and flexing for Karkat. Karkat attempts(and fails horribly) to not swoon."

Asked by Anonymous

This ask, oh my gosh, I’m grinning so much. But seriously, totally awesome crossover images in my head. I may or may not have always thought “I Won’t Say (I’m in Love)” was a perfect Karkat song.

I asked Sgt how he wanted to respond to this one and he just said however I wanted, but to be sure and include “FUCKING PERFECT” in it.

-BR

"Could John incapacitate someone by stopping air-flow in the lungs? The constant inhale-exhale is kind of a windy-thing, isn't it?"

Asked by Anonymous

I’d say that he has the ability to do this, but say that he wouldn’t because of the risk involved with causing permanent harm. It has also occurred to him to maybe try creating a bubble around people’s heads and sucking the oxygen out, though he doesn’t want to try because, again, the danger. There’s a scene in World War Z where one of the protagonists describes the effect of an explosion that does something similar, but ends up sucking the lungs out of the zombie’s chest. If John did such a thing by accident, he’d be scarred for life.

-BR posting Sgt’s words

"hi i was thinking about cosplaying karkat from the story but i dont have the jacket, any ideas on what i could do?"

Asked by Anonymous

If by jacket you mean you don’t have a Batman hoodie, that’s totally fine! In the story, Karkat wore a Batman thing the first time he was seen but has worn different clothes throughout (like his black turtleneck + Rorschach hoodie combo from chapter 3 or his monochromatic look from chapter 5).

Karkat might like heroes and comic, but that doesn’t mean his wardrobe consists of only hero related things! Go for coverage, baggy items, and muted colours. Think grey, black, and duller items.

If you do want to go with something hero related there are a lot of other options open other than the Dark Knight: Punisher, Deadpool, Daredevil, Wolverine, Constintine, Rorschach, Iron Man, and any other total badass you can think of. Even members of The Ancestors if you want to design your own shirt.

I’ve mentioned in a previous post that cosplaying our Karkat is pretty easy to cosplay because it’s a basic Karkat cosplay + glasses + baggy pants + layers forever.

If you or anyone else have any RMWT cosplay questions, feel free to unanon and ask. I’d be happy to assist!

-BR

"Two questions: 1) Have you heard of the novel "Hero" by Perry Moore? Elements of this story initially reminded me of the novel. However, I think now that this fan fiction has different themes than the novel since human views on sexuality have evolved partially in response to troll views on sexuality. 2) Did you consciously make the decision refer to John both as "John" and as "the hero" in the story narrative? Referring to John as "the hero" gives the story narrative an interesting flavor."

Asked by Anonymous

Answer 1) Neither Sgt nor myself have read “Hero” but both agree that it sounds very interesting. I think Sgt is going to track down a copy ASAP. He looked at a description and says he plans to read it immediately.

Answer 2) Yes, we consciously refer to John as “the hero.” We’re a little curious as to why you feel this gives the narrative interest. Because its an archetype?

-BR

Karkat currently has Sebastian set up in a 50 gallon tank filled with a tasteful excess of decorations and zero friends for his happy bachelor fish. That setup was intended to house two goldfish, though any other fish introduced into the tank vanished and Sebastian’s waistline grew just a bit more. Karkat might upgrade Sebastian’s tank size when he becomes majestically enormous.As for Sebastian’s general size, about 3.5 inches in size, not including his fancy as shit fins. Karkat has had him for just about six years and has kept him in very good conditions.
-BR

Karkat currently has Sebastian set up in a 50 gallon tank filled with a tasteful excess of decorations and zero friends for his happy bachelor fish. That setup was intended to house two goldfish, though any other fish introduced into the tank vanished and Sebastian’s waistline grew just a bit more. Karkat might upgrade Sebastian’s tank size when he becomes majestically enormous.

As for Sebastian’s general size, about 3.5 inches in size, not including his fancy as shit fins. Karkat has had him for just about six years and has kept him in very good conditions.

-BR