Sometimes You Have To Wear Tights

The blog for the JohnKat Homestuck AU, Real Men Wear Tights, full of status updates, behind-the-scenes info, and pictures. Feel free to drop us a comment or ask. **There will be NSFW content**

Status Update

Reblogged from condemnedincubo

condemnedincubo:

I FINALLY COLORED A THING FOR RMWT (also the background is just a picture of seattle because i can’t background)

but yeah here’s the progress shots? suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
let’s go with that
i spent 4 hours on coloring compared to the like…hour sketching?
something like that
but i actually like how it came out!
*cries happily*

Wow, you had a colored version up before we could post about the lineart! Some of the comments here are referencing that first draft. This came out SO GOOD. It is so adorable! I love the Spider-Man kisses, and this is just fantastic. I love how they’re grasping each other’s heads like that, haha. Totally great. Good job in the anatomy, as well! And wow, look how much you’ve improved in just a few years! That is awesome. Thank you yet again for some lovely art <3

-Sgt.

landofmusicandsanctuary:

Art by Jove-Bluh
Probably not what you meant but oh well. Still a gif (:

Oh wow, that works great as a gif! Look at those freaking dorks. Thanks for putting this together!
-Sgt.

Reblogged from landofmusicandsanctuary

landofmusicandsanctuary:

Art by Jove-Bluh

Probably not what you meant but oh well. Still a gif (:

Oh wow, that works great as a gif! Look at those freaking dorks. Thanks for putting this together!

-Sgt.

"when heir's carrying hemogoblin around to fly around n' shit, does (or has) hemogoblin grind(ed) his hips against heir?"

Asked by Anonymous

What you’ve seen is what you’ve gotten. All of their interactions have been pretty explicitly shown to this point, so you would have seen that if it’d happened.

-Sgt.

"how the heck is jove so awesome?"

Asked by Anonymous

We suspect some kind of dark magic. There is no other possible explanation for how someone came to be so awesome.

-Sgt.

"Can Hemogoblin control his other bodily fluids the same way as his blood? (If ye know what I mean)"

Asked by Anonymous

We know what you mean, anon. The answer is no. That is not a skill with practical applications.

-Sgt.

In Taking Troll Anatomy

Reblogged from egglorru

egglorru:

I sort of ignored the fact that John has looked at porn before, because I really wanted to make a “logical” transition from writing gray dicks to tentabulges instead, and just pretend that all of his gray dick dreams were due to his own inexperience instead of a change in rmwt canon.

Also the ending is very slightly Jove’s fault again, from that little doodle where John breaks his goggles unwittingly with his own strength.

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Egglorru, you are seriously on a roll! That was delicious, and also pretty funny! I laughed at the end with the bedsheets, like whelp, guess it’s time to get new sheets! And what would Dadbert think? Haha, you can bet he’d have a Talk with John about his body’s needs conflicting with the high cost of bed linens. Thank you once again for the kickass smut!

-Sgt.

double0ninja:

Hemo always struck me as an overdramatic guy in some situations, making the most ridiculous blood weapons that are useless scyths

Haha, he is definitely a drama queen. I can definitely see him doing something like that. Thank you for the cool art!
-Sgt.

Reblogged from double0ninja

double0ninja:

Hemo always struck me as an overdramatic guy in some situations, making the most ridiculous blood weapons that are useless scyths

Haha, he is definitely a drama queen. I can definitely see him doing something like that. Thank you for the cool art!

-Sgt.

Oh, something I forgot to address on the last ask - John is not a god tier; he’s a superhero. There are no game mechanics in this fic, so not sure where you got that. 

-Sgt.

"Would John actually die if he ate peanuts now that he's god tier? If not I need a picture of karkat shoving peanuts in john's throat."

Asked by Anonymous

We originally had said that he wasn’t allergic to them in this AU, but on further reflection, we decided that we still wanted him to have a pretty mundane, run-of-the-mill weakness. So yeah, he’s still very allergic to peanuts.

-Sgt.

"plot twist: hemogoblin is actually kankri"

Asked by maximus-gluteus

Haha, way ahead of you.