Sometimes You Have To Wear Tights

The blog for the JohnKat Homestuck AU, Real Men Wear Tights, full of status updates, behind-the-scenes info, and pictures. Feel free to drop us a comment or ask. **There will be NSFW content**

Status Update

Reblogged from scrumss

scrumss:

this is probably just me tho

PFFFT. That was a good laugh. I love absolutely everything about this, from Karkat and John’s expressions (that is one of the best Karkat yell faces I’ve ever seen, bar none) to Hemo’s posing on Heir (watch those feet there, buddy), to the commentary. Just. It’s so beautiful. Thank you for the laughs and the awesome art, scrums!

-Sgt.

"YOUR ART IS SO PRECIOUS THANK YOU FOR DOING REAL MEN WEAR TIGHTS IT'S PERFECT AND THANK YOU FOR THE KARKAT ALL MESSY IN THE NIGHTWING HOODIE MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS REPRESENT I LITERALLY COULD NOT BE HAPPIER. THANK YOU, YOU PRECIOUS HUMAN BEING"

Asked by Anonymous

jove-bluh:

MORE LIKE THANK YOU KEL AND SGT FOR HAVING ME ON THE TEAM AND ADDING THAT PART IN THE STORY. WE ALL DIDN’T KNOW WE NEEDED A DISHEVELED KARKAT UNTIL IT HAPPENED.

I love RMWT so much and thank you.

Aaayyyyy. That is just. Just. Wow. Our new artist, ladies and gentlemen. Needless to say, you guys have some very pleasant things to look forwards to in the future.

-Sgt.

bakerstuck:

So the next chapter of RMWT came out yesterday.

Oh my goodness, bakerstuck, these are flippin fantastic!! This chapter has taught me a new appreciation for yonkoma, and these are no exception. I snorted super hard at the cash exchange in the first strip, and then don’t even get me started on the second. The “why would you EVER think that” had me freaking rolling. Just picturing John panicking like that sends me into manly giggles every single time, yeesh. And dadgum you drew them cute in these. They are absolutely perfect and I love them. Thank you so much for bringing smiles to our faces <3
-Sgt.

Reblogged from bakerstuck

bakerstuck:

So the next chapter of RMWT came out yesterday.

Oh my goodness, bakerstuck, these are flippin fantastic!! This chapter has taught me a new appreciation for yonkoma, and these are no exception. I snorted super hard at the cash exchange in the first strip, and then don’t even get me started on the second. The “why would you EVER think that” had me freaking rolling. Just picturing John panicking like that sends me into manly giggles every single time, yeesh. And dadgum you drew them cute in these. They are absolutely perfect and I love them. Thank you so much for bringing smiles to our faces <3

-Sgt.

"Wow I love Jove's Deuce! He is so tiny and cute and adorable! (For a bad guy)"

Asked by Anonymous

As I said in one of my reply comments on the fic: Deuce is 50% adorable, 30% moron, 20% sociopath.

-Sgt.

"Wow the art style changed so much it became a lot more anime versus before did the artist change or were they just trying something new?"

Asked by Anonymous

Make sure you read the before and end notes on the chapters, folks! You miss announcements and bonus content when you scroll past them.
From the end notes on the latest chapter:

If you don’t follow us on our tumblr, then you might have missed the announcement that Panic has had to step down from this project, in which case you were probably really confused as to why all of the panels look different from their normal style. We are very pleased to welcome Jove to the team, and extremely excited to showcase her excellent work. I think she did an absolutely wonderful job here, and I am more excited than ever to have her on the team.

-Sgt.

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I AM IN LOVE WITH THE NEW CHAPTER! *fangurl squeals* Quick question though - you guys said that chapter 11 would be the end of the Midnight crew arc (which is this one, right?) but don't Heir and Hemo still have to go somewhere (don't want to spoil anything for those who haven't read yet ^^" )? I'm assuming it's a typo, but for clarification purposes?"

Asked by Anonymous

This latest chapter was chapter 10. AO3 won’t let us list it as 10 because of the intermission.

The Midnight Crew arc will most definitely be ended in the next chapter (unless the conclusion ends up running too long for a single chapter, but that’s not anticipated).

-Sgt.

Reblogged from solliecaptor

solliecaptor:

Female Hemogoblin and Female Karkat

Arnt they pretty?

Excellently done, sollie! I may be queerer than a three dollar bill, but I think this may be my favorite piece out of all the ones you posted yesterday. It’s just really cool as a composition, and you did a great job on the shading and coloring and everything. I am very impressed. Thank you for sharing it with us!

-Sgt.

Reblogged from solliecaptor

solliecaptor:

Karkat sniggling up with his Heir body pillow

Pahaha. Funny story to go along with this: an Heir body pillow may or may not be a thing that actually exists. Or maybe I’m just pulling your legs. Who knows? (besides me) In any case, great piece, sollie. Karkat would snuggle the stuffing out of that thing, for sure.

-Sgt.

Reblogged from solliecaptor

solliecaptor:

Dad dancing with Windy mom

Wow! This takes me back. It’s been quite a long while since WindyMom came up. Very cool pic, sollie! I am greatly enjoying the idea of Dadbert putting the romance on that choice windy mama.

-Sgt.

"John has abnormally blue eyes; does he have to wear contacts to dull down the brightness? You would think that sort of thing would get him noticed..."

Asked by Anonymous

He only has abnormally blue eyes when drawing on large portions of his power. He does have very pretty, striking blue eyes when in public (hidden behind a pair of dorky glasses), but they are not anything out of the ordinary.

-Sgt.